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laugh-addict:

methoticalmemento:


I need friends like this 

omg i have a new goal in life. i would do this for hours on end

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laugh-addict:

methoticalmemento:

I need friends like this 

omg i have a new goal in life. i would do this for hours on end

via laugh-addict!

Post by star-wars-daily (via lolsofunny)
February 18, 2014 at 7:55 PM | Post Permalink | 287,895 notes



are-you-gonna-eat-that:

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

heard you were talkin shit

are-you-gonna-eat-that:

beyoncesson:

The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them

heard you were talkin shit

(Source: richiepanic)

Post by richiepanic (via lolsofunny)
February 18, 2014 at 7:50 PM | Post Permalink | 191,694 notes



legalmexican:

Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

Post by legalmexican (via lolsofunny)
February 18, 2014 at 7:49 PM | Post Permalink | 172,093 notes



sofapizza:

revenge for the paper-training

sofapizza:

revenge for the paper-training

(Source: tilly3200)

Post by tilly3200 (via randomness-is-epic)
February 18, 2014 at 7:49 PM | Post Permalink | 295,391 notes



taketheleadneverfollow:

THIS IS A PUPPY IT’S NOT EVEN A FULL-GROWN DOG AND IT UNDERSTANDS “NO” IT IS NOT EVEN A YEAR OLD AND YOU’RE TELLING ME TEENAGE BOYS AND MEN CAN’T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF “NO.” THAT IS BULLSHIT.

(Source: sexyyuglyy)

Post by sexyyuglyy (via lolsofunny)
February 8, 2014 at 8:33 AM | Post Permalink | 372,239 notes



tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry

tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.

She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”

*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry

(Source: aunteeblazer)

Post by aunteeblazer (via epicfunny)
February 8, 2014 at 8:27 AM | Post Permalink | 408,216 notes



(Source: effysdiary)

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February 8, 2014 at 8:27 AM | Post Permalink | 69,394 notes



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February 8, 2014 at 8:18 AM | Post Permalink | 95,815 notes



tastefullyoffensive:

How October Jones Passes Time on the Train


Related: Subway Snapchat Art

Post by tastefullyoffensive (via epic-humor)
February 8, 2014 at 8:18 AM | Post Permalink | 742,028 notes



tenofswords618:

givemeinternet:

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

tenofswords618:

givemeinternet:

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

Post by givemeinternet (via smile--with-me)
February 8, 2014 at 8:17 AM | Post Permalink | 342,723 notes




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